Clothing The Err... Not So Naked

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April 15, 2016
Nathan Yerian Nathan Yerian

It's that time of the year again when the usually low maintenance Adhere marketing crew gets to be spoiled to fancy tailored shirt-dresses by the super cool Houston inbound marketing agency, Adhere Creative. 


Enter, Pretty Woman Inbound Marketers.

The bosses are once again making us feel like Julia Roberts from Pretty Woman as they haul the very classy, dignified, and slightly British-accented Vinny the tailor to the office to take our measurements and ask us our choice of textile for the fineries to be made especially for us. 

As we seriously contemplate which pattern and which cloth would sublimely drape us like gods and goddesses, we can't help but wonder...

"Is this just a really cool office perk from a really cool inbound marketing agency lead by really cool bosses... Or is this a constructive and semi-passive agressive hint to the highly genius millenials among us to fight the comfortable call of the frumpy Zuckerberg-inspired unbranded cotton tees and unleash the inner dapper men and women?"

What's the true intent here? Guess we'll never know. Whatever it may be, three things remain true:

  1. Custom-tailored shirts are the best!
  2. Adhere Creative marketers are SPOILED (to the core).  
  3. If you watch Pretty Woman backwards, it's the story of a woman who's rich jerky boyfriend forces her into (err... let's just say) an immoral career.

Happy Friday folks!

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